The Auteur #1, Juice Squeezers #3, Starlight #1, & The Twilight Zone #3

I'm not sure if this is genius or complete trash, but I do know I'll be picking up the next issue. The tale of desperate film producer trying to save his career, The Auteur is chocked full of drugs, sex, and surreal violence. It's definitely not the thing for everyone, even those into more oddball books may be turned off by The Auteur. Like I said, I'll be picking up the next issue, but I'm 50/50 on this book. 

It felt like this issue of Juice Squeezers dragged a bit. I get that the writer is trying to build some tension to the impending gigantic bug-pocalypse, but with some judicious editing, this probably could have been cut down from a four issue series to three. Whatever, this is stiff a fun, goofy read.

If you haven't snagged a copy of  yet, get on it now. The first thing that hits you is the gorgeous art; it has a Moebius vibe to it, but it's more complex and unique then simply being an imitation. The writing is superb, right down to the little kid who makes a Uranus joke to the guy who claims he went to outer space and saved another galaxy. Even if you're not into sci-fi comics, you should give Starlight a read.

I continue to be impressed with the Twilight Zone. The story of Trevor Richmond and the man who became him thickens while several, seemingly unrelated, sub-plots develop. I'd been somewhat unimpressed with the art in the past two issues, but it seemed ti have tightened up with this issue. You should be reading this book.

Onell Designs: The Gamma Conflict - Ultra Corps

After another soul-crushing day spent sitting behind a desk, I discovered my car was dead in the office parking lot; the starter had gone out, so I'll be short a few hundred dollars and I missed my Monday night gaming session. I came home expecting to just get shit faced, but was pleasantly surprised to find a package waiting for me:

Yeup, the new Ultra Corps silver dudes from Onell Designs. You'll have to excuse the shitty photography; it's late & I'm tired and these don't do the swirly silver PVC justice. It seems like more people were focused on the glow in the dark Specter Force, but these are what did it for me. As always, I wish I had more cash so I could have snagged more, but here's what I did manage to get:

Advanced Phaseon Enyriun: I've always been kinda meh toward the Phaseons, but the Advanced comes with a hub set that spiffs up it's appearance and the silver really makes it pop in sort of a campy 50's robot sort of way. On the down side, the legs are a little smushed together and it's a bitch to get the dude to stand up.

Gobon: The Gobon is my least favorite of what Onell has to offer, but I actually found myself wanting one of the Ultra Corps ones. Something about it reminded me of Jaxson from Prophet and I just had to snag it. Unfortunately, the marbling is really grody on this sculpt and it looks like there are huge cracks running down the central casing, but it's still pretty rad.

Axis Buildman Argen MK X: This is the Buildman with a new head and and axis joints thrown in and it looks fucking tough. My only complaint, the ridiculously large knees.

Armorvor & Crayboth: Double trouble. I was bitching earlier about the marbling on the Gobon, but on these two it's spectacular. Really spot-on, these two are must haves.

Black Science #4, King Conan: The Conqueror #1, One-Hit Wonder #1, & Pariah #1

Black Science continues to be one of those books I'm always looking forward to the next issue coming out. This issue the dimensionauts manage to jump from the meched-out Indigenous Americans vs WWI Europeans conflict world, but not without some loss, and come to a safe, but much more alien universe. Oh, and it looks like they're not the only ones dimension hopping...*dun*dun*duuuuun*!

I'm a sucker for Conan stuff, so of course I'm loving this. The second part of the adaption of The Hour of The Dragon, I'll actually have to go back and reread the novel; it's been so long I can't recall how faithful the comic is. Anyhow, it's all the pulp fantasy sword slinging you could ask for. Fuck yea you should go get it.

Oh wow, this is some shit. Everything about this book is terrible, right down to the fucking cover. Honestly, that should have been a huge red flag; the smirking dude in front of the nearly-nude woman he's just shot in the head. The story is asinine; a former child star has turned top hitman, and despite killing someone on TV, prowls Hollywood unnoticed. The art reminds me of something you'd see in Mad Magazine, but colorized and run through one of those Photoshop paint filters. Finally, there's the writing, which tries to be all edgy, but comes off as stupid and flat. Oh, and there's a fair share of misogyny sprinkled in, too. Fuck this rag and everyone associated with it. 

Pariah is one of those books that tosses you into the story, expecting you to figure things out as things go along. It takes skilled writing to pull that off and Pariah manages to do it. Set in a decaying space station populated with young Vitros (whom appear to be super intelligent youths, feared and hated by the rest of the earth), the group finds someone from the earlier crew has sabotaged the station to kill them all.  The art isn't bad, but it doesn't seem the best choice for a sci-fi book, a little too toonish and scratchy, but whatever. I say check it out.

Owlcon XXXIII

Owlcon 33 wrapped up yesterday, which means my entire weekend was spent gaming, with periodic breaks of sleeping and guzzling 40oz of Mickey's at the pub in the basement of the convention. Yes, Rice University has a bar in their student center that serves malt liquor. Anyhow, here's a quick review of the games I got to play:

Cavemaster: This was my favorite of the rpgs I got to play, but due to some of the gamers in the group, also the most frustrating of the 5 session. The C.M. (Cave Master) was one of the game's authors and did bang-up job running the adventure and dealing with two of the shittiest players I've ever had the misfortune to game with. Anyhow, as you may guess from the name, it's a caveman rpg with some fantasy elements thrown in. The character generation & rules were super easy to understand and conflict resolution was done in a novel way, kind of like the player and CM facing off in a shell game. Like I said, my favorite of the games and I can't wait to start a campaign with my group.

Sailor Moon RPG Forgotten Realms AD&D 2^nd Ed : Yes, some friends convinced me to sign up for the Sailor Moon rpg with them. The GM, however, mixed things up and brought the stuff for the AD&D game he would run the next day. So, we got to delve into the The Haunted Halls of Eveningstar instead of whatever the fuck thing you do in Sailor Moon. Even though 1/3 of the game time was spent generating characters, it was still a win.

G.A.T.E.: Wish I could give a review about this, but the person running the game never showed.

Mana Punk: I had a good time playing this and the system seems decent enough, but the setting just isn't my cup-of-tea. It's magic-heavy fantasy mixed with steam punk and psionics...a bit too much.

Mutant Future: A redux of the Albuquerque Starport mini adventure from Gamma World, this was fun, but a little rough to play on the con's final morning.  That said, my shotgun wielding, mutant chipmunk cleared the shit out of that space station...

Midas Flesh #3, The White Suits #1, & Undertow #1

It felt like this issue dragged a little, but Midas Flesh continues to win me over. I do wish we'd get a little more background on the evil Federation and the intergalactic society the story is taking place in, but for now I'll just enjoy the talking dinosaurs and space slugs.

A gritty, noir gangster book with an interesting story and striking art, I found myself a little taken aback by the depiction of several characters in this book. The African-American mobsters have suspiciously ape-like features and speak stereotypical ebonics. The Jewish crime-boss has a huge nose and describes a mob war as "a holocaust". Really?

Aquatic Atlanteans exploring the dry land in the distant past with reverse submarines and water suits? Ha, sure, why not. Part of me feels this is riding on the weird-science, Prophet vibe, but I'm still enjoying it. The color palate is a little rough on they eyes and the Atlanteans all have dumb-ass, similar sounding names, but over all I'd say Undertow is worth flipping through.

Spy Monkey Creation: Weaponeers of Monkaa - Veridiohm

So, this rad dude arrived in the mail a week or two ago, but I'm just now managing to post about it. The sculpt has a great retro 80's sci-fi cartoon feel and the translucent, lime-green coloring is wicked cool. There's a selection of 5 different heads (which also double as hands, blasters, etc), but skull one is the obvious choice. You also get the two weapons shown, but I'm kinda meh on the sickle. The dude a robo-Marxist or something?

What I'm not liking about Veridiohm is that the joints are super loose. You get arms and legs flopping everywhere. The Close Combat Armory kit I bought along with this could have done with out a duplicate set of the blades that came with the figure, perhaps replaced by a few more connecting pegs. Minor gripes, but still...

The Bunker #1, EGOs #2, & The Fuse #1

I almost didn't pick this up because apparently The Bunker is available online and I was thinking of just scoping it out for free, but I'm glad I ponied up for a physical copy. A story of time travel, the apocalypse, and the college kids behind it all, The Bunker is a little jarring at first. You get thrown into the story, taking place simultaneously in the future and present, with the back-story skillfully sprinkled in. The art, scratchy lines and faded neons, is also a little offsetting initially; but once you get used to it, you realize what a rad ambiance it adds to the book.  Definitely something you should be reading.

As much as I'm liking EGOs, I was a little put off by the numerous, graphically depicted dismemberments and disembowelings that occurred in this issue. That cover is just the tip of the iceberg. Unnecessary gore aside, it's a solid 2nd issue. The story is progressing nicely and the art continues to grow on me. Even the villain is rad, dude has a black hole inside himself.  Check it out.

How can you not dig The Fuse? It's like Law & Order in outer space. They could have gone all far-flung, exotic space cops with this, but decided to make it a little more gritty; i.e. the cablers, homeless people on the space station that inhabit the maintenance shafts and ventilation ducts. The art is a little too jangly for my tastes. It's not terrible, but it looks amateurish and the faces are constantly jacked up. Other than that, I'm liking this.